- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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