- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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