Why did John get hard? He froze to death

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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