- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

a person who will soon die of beeties

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead