- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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