- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

asians have slitted eyes lol

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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