Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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