- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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