- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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