- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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