What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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