What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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