- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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