What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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