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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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