- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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