why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

the power to turn magnetism into light

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Take wrong turns

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Anti Joke

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