- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Suck pussy

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Women's rights.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

H o m o comes out as homo

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