- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Your mother is so fat.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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