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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Your mother is so fat.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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