2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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