- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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