A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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