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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

like most people my age. im 27

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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