Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

nolan is gay

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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