How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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