- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

America

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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