- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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