- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Knock knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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