- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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