- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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