13 =B you just learned something

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Anti Joke

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