how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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