- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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