- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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