A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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roak

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women's rights.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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