Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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