- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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