- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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