If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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