What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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