- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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