- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and strange a paki

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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