- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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