I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do I hate? people

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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