- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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