- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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