Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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PENIS

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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