That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

My peni s

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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