What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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