- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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