- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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