- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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