Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

this website is a bad joke

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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