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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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