Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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