- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Your mother is so fat.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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