- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

whats green and lives in the water

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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