- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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