Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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