- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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