- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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