write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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