A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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