- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

gay pom...

your mama's so fat... that's it

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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