What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Sixty... eight

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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