Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

i like men but im not gay

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Guest what in the butt

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

AIDS

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's big and purple? Barney

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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