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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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