- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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