- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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