Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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