Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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