Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Anti Joke

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