You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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My peni s

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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