- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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