- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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