What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Once, I went to Peru.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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