- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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