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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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