Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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