- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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