What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

* anti-punchline

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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