sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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