Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Knock knock.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Good job, son.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why so serious ?

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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