- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I am quite mature.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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