- Anti Joke

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

SHUT UP JP

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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