- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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