How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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