- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Racial equality.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

NEVER

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's blue? The sky.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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