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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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