- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Lets Go Lakers!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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The Anti Joke Book

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Lets Go Lakers!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*