- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

you see theres this guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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