- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

The duck didn't cross the road.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How old are you? 7

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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