- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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