- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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