- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

NEVER

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Racial equality.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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