What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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whats a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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