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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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