Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I am quite mature.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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