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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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