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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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