How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Hey Shea

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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