Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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