Once, I went to Peru.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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