what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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